Wednesday, February 25, 2015

The 35th Annual Razzies "Winners"


So yeah, most movie bloggers have been Oscar-crazy for weeks, now. Many of you have done your post-Oscar-post this week. I've read a number of them. They're good. I'm just not doing one. Besides, another awards show happened over the weekend that I told you I would update you on when I posted the nominees here. The Razzies. You know, those awards that honor the flip side of the Oscars. We're talking the worst cinema has to offer. At least, according to the Golden Raspberry Foundation. You can check out their site by clicking here. Let's get to it, shall we?

The Nominees for Worst Supporting Actor are...
Mel Gibson, The Expendables 3
Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Expendables 3
Keifer Sutherland, Pompeii
Kelsey Grammer, Transformers: Age of Extinction, The Expendables 3, Think Like a Man Too, and Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return
Shaquille O'Neal, Blended

And the Razzie goes to...
Kelsey Grammer, Transformers: Age of Extinction, The Expendables 3, Think Like a Man Too, and Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return


The Nominees for Worst Supporting Actress are...
Susan Sarandon, Tammy
Megan Fox, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Bridgette Cameron, Saving Christmas
Cameron Diaz, Annie
Nicola Peltz, Transformers: Age of Extinction

And the Razzie goes to...
Megan Fox, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


The Nominees for Worst Screenplay are...
Saving Christmas (Darren Doane, Cheston Hervey)
Sex Tape (Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller, Kate Angelo)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Kevin Eastman, Peter Laird, Andre Nemec)
Left Behind (Tim LaHaye, Jerry B. Jenkins, Paul LaLonde)
Transformers: Age of Extinction (Ehren Kruger)

And the Razzie goes to...
Saving Christmas (Darren Doane, Cheston Hervey)


The Nominees for Worst Screen Couple/Ensemble are...
Saving Christmas (Kirk Cameron, etc.)
Sex Tape (Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel)
The Legend of Hercules (Kellan Lutz, etc.)
A Million Ways to Die (Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron)
Transformers: Age of Extinction (Mark Wahlberg, etc.)

And the Razzie goes to...
Saving Christmas (Kirk Cameron, etc.)


Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off, or Sequel
The Legend of Hercules
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Annie
Atlas Shrugged: Part III
Transformers: Age of Extinction

And the Razzie goes to...
Annie

The Nominees for Worst Actor are...
Kellan Lutz, The Legend of Hercules
Seth MacFarlane, A Million Ways to Die in the West
Nicolas Cage, Left Behind
Adam Sandler, Blended
Kirk Cameron, Saving Christmas

And the Razzie goes to...
Kirk Cameron, Saving Christmas


The Nominees for Worst Actress are...
Gaia Weiss, The Legend of Hercules
Drew Barrymore, Blended
Melissa McCarthy, Tammy
Cameron Diaz, The Other Woman and Sex Tape
Charlize Theron, A Million Ways to Die in the West

And the Razzie goes to...
Cameron Diaz, The Other Woman and Sex Tape


The Nominees for Worst Director are...
Seth MacFarlane, A Million Ways to Die in the West
Jonathan Liebesman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Renny Harlin, The Legend of Hercules
Michael Bay, Transformers: Age of Extinction
Darren Doane, Saving Christmas

And the Razzie goes to...
Michael Bay, Transformers: Age of Extinction


The Nominees for Worst Picture are...
Saving Christmas
The Legend of Hercules
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Left Behind
Transformers: Age of Extinction

And the Razzie goes to...
Saving Christmas


(Since I like to end on a good note)

The Nominees for the Razzie Redeemer Award are...
Keanu Reeves
Mike Myers
Ben Affleck
Kristen Stewart
Jennifer Aniston

And the Razzie goes to...

 
Ben Affleck



14 comments:

  1. That Razzie Redeemer is kind of a nice gesture.

    Fuck Kirk Cameron.

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    1. The Razzie Redeemer is a very nice gesture.

      And yeah, that seems to be the most popular sentiment toward KC.

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    2. I don't really know anything about Kirk Cameron. What did he do?

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    3. He is really, REALLY open and up front about his Christianity and all of his work is driven by it.

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    4. Oh right, he is in the uber-Fundamentalist camp, isn't he? I haven't heard any of his public comments, so I don't have an opinion. But nobody likes having someone else's theology shoved down their throats. :-)

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    5. Shoving his theology in other people's faces is his specialty.

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  2. I have been so focused on the Oscars this year, I had forgotten all about the Razzies!! Thank you for the update post, I probably would have missed them completely had I not seen this!! :-)
    - Jenna

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  3. LMAO Kirk Cameron! How far he has fallen. I loved watching Growing Pains so much as a kid...but, like...he's the most outspokenly annoying person ever.

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    1. I used to watch "Growing Pains," too. it was a fun show. Now...yeah.

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  4. Ahah, *congrats* to the winners! I concur w/ ALL of them, esp Bay in his abominable Transformers flicks. Kudos for Affleck, he really has redeemed himself even 2 years ago w/ ARGO.

    @Drew – I LOVED Growing Pains as a kid too, but yeah, I cringe now every time I hear Kirk's name mentioned.

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    1. I am SO TIRED of Transformers movies...ugh. Affleck has been redeeming himself for a long time, in my eyes. All three of the movies he directed are fantastic, including Argo and now Gone Girl. Dude is on a pretty good roll.

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  5. I'm glad Ben Affleck has a redeemer prize. Besides, he's done good and doesn't need to worry about anything anymore.

    As for Kirk Cameron.... I would love to see him ascend to Heaven where he steps into the Pearly Gates as St. Peter watches. Then the Gates opens with God standing in front of him and then... he is stopped by some invisible wall as God says "No, you don't go to Heaven you piece of shit. You're going down... straight to hell motherfucker" Cameron falls with St. Peter laughing his ass off as Cameron arrives into Hell where Satan laughs and pokes him continuously with his trident. *cackle* I hope the same fate does happen for my mortal enemy, Michael Bay.

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    1. Affleck has done good. I'm happy for him. Your Cameron fantasy...wow. Impressive.

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