Yeah, I couldn't let a Friday the 13th, in October no less, pass without having a post related to that wonderful, vapid, fabulous, horrible, amazing, ridiculous, outstanding, craptacular, beautiful, ugly, terrific, terrible franchise known for the guy in the hockey mask. I won't get into anything too heavy, just Jason doing what he does best, Jason's mama, whatever. Let's get to it, I mean, unless you're too scared. If so, run, run away now. Just know that he'll catch you just by walking. Anyhoo...
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I was just watching a video of his great kills. How can you not love Jason Voorhees? I seriously think there should be a horror cinematic universe to feature him, Freddy Krueger, Leatherhead, the Candyman, Chucky, and Michael Myers all taking part in a film where they just kill for the fuck of it.
ReplyDeleteHa! That sounds great in theory, but I have no faith in Hollywood to make anything useful out of that idea.
DeleteTrue. They would fuck it up and make it cheesy or PG-13 to play it safe.
DeleteOh, a film should start off with a meeting about these characters and what they should do when all of a sudden. All of them show up and kill every studio executive in the most gruesome and funny way. It's a shame Hollywood wouldn't have the balls to do that.
Exactly! Killing studio execs is a great way to start a movie off.
DeleteThis is the perfect Friday the 13th post.
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DeleteThis was fun to "read". Way better than the actual movies.
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