2011. Rated PG-13, 117 minutes.
Cast:
Dave Matthews
Griffin Gluck
Kevin Nealon
Ratchel Dratch
Dan Patrick
Keegan-Michael Key
Ever since he was jilted at the altar twenty some odd years
ago, Danny (Sandler) has been an unrepentant womanizer. He still wears the
engagement ring he bought way back when as a decoy. When the woman he’s talking
to notice it, he tells them how miserable his marriage is to gain sympathy
points and to get in their pants. It usually works. When he meets Palmer
(Decker), he thinks his days as a ladies’ man is done because she is the one.
However, she actually wants to meet his wife to verify the two are actually
getting a divorce. This is where Katherine (Aniston) comes in. Danny happens to
be a top notch plastic surgeon and Katherine is his assistant. She agrees to
pose as his soon-to-be-ex-wife during a lunch. When it slips that she has two
children, Palmer naturally assumes they are also Danny’s kids. One thing leads
to another and the whole gang of them, plus Danny’s cousin Eddie (Swardson),
are off to Hawaii for a week of bonding that our hero hopes will end with he
and Palmer living happily ever after.
If you want to know how this is going to play out, you only
have to tap into your memory banks and do a little tweaking. Let me help. If
these characters were in high school, Brooklyn Decker would be playing the hot
and popular cheerleader while Jennifer Aniston play’s Sandler’s platonic best
friend, hiding her beauty beneath a pony tail and glasses. Aniston really does
sport that look, at least in the beginning. If that doesn’t help you, I don’t
know what will.
Therein lies the rub. Ms. Decker is both the best and worst
part of Just Go with It. As implied, her performance is
entirely forgettable. Nothing she does suggests she is more than just a pretty
face. She’s since failed to change my mind on that with her less than stellar
work in Battleship and What to Expect When
You’re Expecting. On the other hand, for pigs like me, the scene of
her emerging from the ocean in a yellow bikini is indelible. It’s probably one
of the best bikini scenes of any movie ever made. It completely overshadows a
similar, less bombastic but still impressive moment featuring Aniston. Then
again, what does it say about this film that these are by far the two best
scenes? Other than causing envy in lots of viewers wishing that their own
sexual dilemma is having to choose between these two ladies, it doesn't speak
well. The only thing I clearly heard the movie say is Adam Sandler has lots of
money and will spend any amount of it for a piece of ass.
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