Friday, November 7, 2014

Terrible Movie Summaries #2

Terrible Movie Summaries

So, I've decided...

this is going to be a semi-regular feature here at Dell on Movies.

If you have no idea what "this" is, that's okay. I'll explain. Back at the end of September, I posted Really Uncomfortable Movie Summaries, Vol. 1. Well, I'm changing the name slightly to "Terrible Movie Summaries" because that's what they are. We're trying to boil a movie down to one sentence. I just can't promise that the sentence will be completely accurate. Wish me luck with today's batch.

50/50: Terminally ill man puts bros before hos.

Ain't Them Bodies Saints: Man escapes from prison, stalks his baby-mama.

August: Osage County: A drug addict berates and outsmarts her family.

Batman Begins: Wealthy man trains for a life of crime.

Don Jon: One man's devotion to jerking off leaves him struggling to play well with others.

Enemy of the State: A black man is watched by the authorities.

The Equalizer: Hardware store employee goes on a killing spree.

The Lego Movie: Violent insurgents overthrow the government.

Madagascar: Escaped prisoners flee the law.

Noah: Delusional man obeys the voices in his head.

Pretty Woman: Wealthy man turns a ho into a housewife.

Prisoners: Neglectful parents decide to pay attention to the whereabouts of their kids.

Psycho: Cross-dresser deals with familial issues.

Transformers: Illegal aliens cause complications.

Under the Skin: A black woman pretends to be white.


  1. Ahah, well some of these are quite spot on man, fun stuff!

  2. This is a fun feature! Your description of Don Jon cracked me up.

    1. Thanks. That might be my fave of this batch, as well.