Lately, I've been too busy for this blogging stuff. Throughout February, I only made a handful of posts. Life, hmph. It's been so hectic I almost forgot about the blogathon hosted by one of my main blogging buddies, m.brown at Two Dollar Cinema. It's the 3rd annual...er...not really annual 'cuz he skipped a couple...ya know what? Never mind. Just know that it's the 3rd Mt. Rushmore of Movies Blogathon. And what kind of friend would I be if I didn't participate? That's right, I'd be a dickish one. I'd hate for that to happen and wind up on his Mt. Rushmore of...um...dicks. I'm sure I'd make it if I stiffed him after promising to do it. Wouldn't wanna leave him hangin'. He might take it kinda hard.
I'm sorry. I'll try to be more mature. Butt no promises.
I'm sorry again. Don't mind me. I'm just an asshole watching movies.
Anyhoo, the rules to participate in this thing are ridickulously easy, butt instead of me rambling on, I'll let our host explain it...
To participate, simply choose the top four of anything cinematic and explain why they should be carved into the side of a mountain forever. Remember, these are real people carved into imaginary rock - so choose wisely!
Got it. Soooo...what am I gonna post about. I jerked around a few ideas before coming to my final cuntclusion. Since I'm obviously indulging my juvenile side, it only seemed right that I'd go with...
The Mt. Rushmore of Pam Grier Fight Scenes!
Pam Grier vs. A Chick on a Boat
Sheba Baby
Ya know things are rough when you can't even attend a nice, little yacht party in peace. At least, Pam can't. Never phased by a tough situation, she handles her business and makes a smooth, aquatic getaway. And you thought black folks didn't swim.
Pam Grier vs. The Lesbian Bar
Foxy Brown
Pam goes into a lesbian bar to retrieve a friend and all hell breaks loose. I mean, you just know that one chick is gonna be trouble when the first words we hear her say are "I'm a fuckin' lady, I ain't gotta work in no factory." Well, alrighty then, let the games begin. If this scene taught me anything it's that a black belt in karate is no match for a black belt in bar stools.
Pam Grier vs. A Stable of "Working Girls"
Coffy
Our girl Pam, takes on a group of prostitutes at a high-falutin' shindig. And she came ready to fight. In case you can't tell what she's doing at the very beginning of this clip, she's getting prepared by hiding razor blades in her hair. Unfortunately, this isn't the entire scene. It's cut short because just about everybody winds up topless. And this ain't that kinda site.
Pam Grier vs. Roberta Collins
The Big Dollhouse
This is one of those ever-classy women in prison films where lesbianism is milked for every titillating possibility. Spoiler alert! Pam takes a loss in this one. However, it's her and the also alluring Roberta Collins rolling around in the mud. Who could be mad at that? God bless Roger Corman.
Ha! I like what you did with those links. I don't want to leave this page now. I just want to not work and sit here and watch these videos instead.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the high praise!
DeleteThis was so much fun!
ReplyDeleteI think the lesson is.... DON'T FUCK WITH PAM GRIER!!!!
ReplyDeleteCan she be in the sequel to Black Panther as a senior Dora Milaje leader from the old days? Could you imagine her and Angela Bassett kicking ass together? To me, that is $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
That would be soooooo HOT!!!! Why didn't I think of that? More importantly, why didn't Marvel?
DeleteDell...I can't even handle this. Not at all. There's just so much....right...with all of this. Good God, Pam. She's destroying bitches left and right.
ReplyDeleteAnd sorry for the delay, but I keep trying to respond at work, but every time I started a clip...I changed my mind and thought better of pressing play on these clips AT A SCHOOL. But then again...maybe the people at IT would report me and I could get fired. That would be pretty great. Then I could head home...
...and watch all of these in their entirety.
Thanks again for participating (and ending your brief retirement for the moment), Dell. Phew. I almost had to carve a fifth face on my monument.
No worries, I fully understand your dilemma. I often have the same one. Glad you got to enjoy them...away from school.
DeleteThank you for hosting. I always have a blast with these.
I am late in seeing this and I love your dedication to the great Pam Grier. These fights scenes are funny as hell. The blonde lesbian reminded me of Tom Petty..hahahaaa. That last scene makes me laugh because every man loves a girl fight in mud or jello. I read above and agree, why isn't she in Black Panther....she would be made for something like this
ReplyDeleteTom Petty? Wow. I just rewatched the clip and YEAH she does!!! Great call.
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