2012. Rated PG-13, 92 minutes.
Cast:
Natasha Calis
Madison Davenport
Matisyahu
Grant Show
Rob LaBelle
Nana Gbewonyo
Anna Hagan
Brenda Crichlow
Clyde (Morgan) is divorced and gets his two daughters Hannah
(Davenport) and Em (Calis) on weekends. While out and about with the young
ladies, he stops at a yard sale. While there, Em takes a liking to an old box
that dad happily buys for her. She quickly becomes obsessed with this and
eventually possessed by the evil spirit that lives within it. Moths, lots of
moths ensue.
It’s all fairly typical of the other umpteen thousand
rip-offs of The Exorcist. Rarely, if ever, does it deviate
from the playbook. Instead, we barrel along while the movie performs the same
old song and dance we know so well. The only real question is whether or not Em
is going to spew pea soup all over someone and/or rotate her head 360 degrees.
Neither of these happen. All kidding aside, our hope for this movie rests on
its visuals. Throughout the movie they’re fairly ho-hum with nothing to provide
a jolt. There are two exceptions. Both have to do with a hand coming out of
Em’s throat. Yup, I said coming out of. Otherwise, it’s all conventional horror
stuff. The only thing that might even remotely qualify as original are those
two shots I’ve alluded to. One other minor twist is that our demon is
apparently of the Jewish faith. Therefore our exorcism is performed by a rabbi.
However, changing our clergyman’s costume to include a yamika instead of a
collar is of little consequence.
Despite all I’ve said, The Possession
isn’t actually terrible. Yes, it’s totally paint-by-numbers. However, it hits
its marks fairly well. Those easily susceptible to frights will have cause to
jump a couple times. The performances of Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Natasha Calis
(as Em) are both pretty good. Madison Davenport isn’t bad as the older
daughter, either. Honestly though, I’m only mentioning her so that I can tell
you that she looks like Lindsay Lohan during the years between The
Parent Trap and Mean Girls. All in all, it’s
probably a better movie for people who don’t watch much horror. Those of us
that do have seen it all before.
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