Sunday, January 4, 2015

Terrible Movie Summaries #3

It's time once again for Terrible Movie Summaries. This is where I give it my "best" shot at summarizing some your favorite, and not so favorite, movies in one sentence. As usual, good taste is not promised from this point forward.

3 Days to Kill: A terminally ill mass murderer tries to reunite with his estranged family.

All is Lost: A boating trip doesn't go as planned.

Annie: Wealthy single man adopts a young girl for questionable purposes.

Basic Instinct: Woman accused of murder, spreads legs to get off.

Divergent: Ungrateful and rebellious teen acts out.

The Fault in Our Stars: Sick kids need love, too.

Godzilla (1998): An unwanted pregnancy causes complications.

Godzilla (2014): An immigrant couple is denied the right to reproduce.

Gone Girl: One woman tries desperately to save her marriage.

Limitless: Rob Ford A troubled man seeks political office despite his drug addiction.

Now You See Me: Members of a charitable organization play a practical joke.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Captive primate forced to ingest mind altering substances, has strong reaction.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Rowdy teens trespass on private property.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1: Local bigots try to murder a bi-racial child.

Transcendence: A woman in trouble with the authorities over illegally downloaded material.


  1. Had a nice chuckle at the Gone Girl one. Loving these summaries.

    1. Thanks. Glad that one worked out, I must have changed that one four or five times.

  2. lol I loved the 2014 Godzilla and the Twlight ones! Great summaries!

    1. Thanks! They set 'em up, I just knock 'em down.

  3. BAH! Those Godzilla ones were amazing!

  4. These are great! Your description of Godzilla (1998) cracks me up. Pregnancy does make chicks do some crazy things.

  5. Haha! Having only just watched Limitless, that one made me choke on my tea a little :D
    - Allie

    1. Glad to hear it...not glad you choked, but glad you were amused.

  6. Mwahahaha!! That one for Basic Instinct is hilarious and absolutely true. Great stuff here Dell!