You know how it goes. Someone tells you they saw a movie and you ask "what is it about?" That person then launches into a long, drawn out explanation. Or, you click on Dell on Movies only to see a wall of text you don't feel like dealing with. This is my attempt at helping you out. I summarize a bunch of movies in one sentence. One freaking sentence. Am I always accurate? Well, judge for yourself.
300: Rise of an Empire - A dominatrix tries to seduce a latent homosexual man.
Birdman - A delusional man struggles to impress others.
The Boy Next Door - A hot high school teacher seduces one of her impressionable students.
Carrie - A girl gets her period and kills everyone at the prom.
Dredd - The first American remake of The Raid: Redemption.
Get Hard - A black man embraces racist stereotypes and threatens a white man with rape.
The Grand Budapest Hotel - A family is destroyed when it's discovered that the just deceased matriarch left a valuable family heirloom to the young stud she was banging.
Jurassic World - Mass employee incompetence endangers unsuspecting customers at a theme park.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - The promise of anal sex drives a man to murder a woman who is a double amputee and a man with a severe speech impediment.
Magic Mike - Male strippers fully expose themselves to each other, but not their exclusively female clientele.
Natural Born Killers - A loving young couple must overcome incredible odds to be together.
Neighbors - College students attempt to overcome the oppressive restrictions set forth by suburban tyrants.
Nightcrawler - Hard working entrepreneur struggles to make his latest business venture work.
Taken 3 - One man murders a bunch of people in an effort to prove he's innocent of murder.
Titanic - A dedicated band performs through adverse conditions at a concert venue.
Van Helsing - A white man hunts down members of various minority groups.