2012. Rated PG-13, 76 minutes.
Cast:
Michael Emerson
David Selby
Mark Valley
Carlos Alazraqui
Paget Brewster
Maria
Canals-Barrera
Grey DeLisle
Michael Jackson
Tress MacNeille
Jim Meskimen
Conan
O'Brien
Rob Paulsen
Andrea Romano
Tara Strong
At the end of Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1,
we got the kind of tease that makes most Batman fans giddy. We found out the
Joker (Emerson) was getting into the fray. The re-emergence of Batman (Weller)
has inspired the Clown Prince of Crime to come out of the catatonic state he's
been in for years. His first order of business is getting out of the looney
bin. He manages this by convincing his doctor to arrange an appearance on a
local talk show. Yup. Not surprisingly, this doesn't work out woo well for the
people of Gotham. Our hero knew that would be the case, but can't quite get
there to stop it. He has to deal with an army of Gotham's finest. With Gordon
officially retired, Commissioner Yindel (Canals-Barrera), the city's new top
cop has made it a priority to put Batman behind bars. Okay then, game on.
So far, it sounds like it's setting up another classic clash of the titans,
right? It does. Eventually. this then leads to a showdown with none other than
Superman (Valley). This is also epic. Unfortunately, there is just way too much
other stuff going on. Worse, much of this other stuff is of too broad a scope
and/or poorly executed. For starters, Batman is now a master of
Mission: Impossible style disguise. I was cool with this
until he miraculously hooks one up in seconds. Next, there was the Bruno, a
topless female who looks like Ivan Drago from Rocky IV, just with boobs. To
preserve that PG-13 rating, her nipples are covered with swastikas. The scope
comes into play as we start getting into a nuclear strike by Russia against the
U.S. It's brought up then dropped as if it's resolved when it's not. It is just
an overblown plot device to get Superman in the condition we need him. By the
way, it's a world in which Supes works directly for the President of the United
States. Youngsters who watch likely won't realize that this president is very
obviously Ronald Reagan. Why? I understand this is an adaptation of Frank
Miller's work from 1986 when Reagan was actually president, but an update
would've been okay. By the way, the drawing of Superman as Clark Kent is just
plain funny to me. The first time we see him he looks like he's posing for the
cover of a romance novel.
So far, it sounds like I hate this movie, but that's not actually the case.
In fact, when the movie focuses on the Joker and the subsequent battle with
Superman, it's phenomenal. The Joker is as brutal as he's ever been, piling up
an impressive body count. Everything surrounding him plays out in graphic
fashion. It's often cringe worthy, but in a good way. Of course, the big
question is does he finally win? Does he accomplish the one thing he's been
after the most for all these years? There is certainly a case to be made that
he does. The Superman stuff provides a similar dilemma. Both guys can feel like
they won. I won't divulge why they're fighting, but the depiction of it is
amazing.
Part 1 is a consistently solid effort. Part
2 over-reaches its boundaries on a number of occasions, giving it an
uneven feel. In other words, it's spectacular in some spots, and pretty bad in
others. There is loads of action which will keep some viewers excited,
particularly because it is pretty visceral stuff. Lots of gore and unrestrained
mayhem abound. It has led lots of viewers to gush over how great it is. I'm not
quite on that bandwagon because even on this front, there are some letdowns. On
a few occasions, police officers and bad guys alike are within five feet of the
Caped Crusader spraying shots from automatic weapons. It is more than obvious
our hero should be riddled with bullets. I know, I know. It's a Batman cartoon.
Some impossible things are to be expected. This just gets to be a bit much. Again,
I understand wanting to be faithful to the highly regarded source material.
However, just because something is highly regarded doesn’t mean it’s perfect. This
certainly is not. Like I said, it’s great in some spots, and nearly incoherent
in others. When working with a mess, I think it’s okay to tidy it up a bit.
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