Monday, May 18, 2015

Movie Roulette Blogathon

I'm hosting a blogathon. You're hosting a blogathon. We're all hosting blogathons. I'll bet none of us are hosting one like what Mettel Ray has cooked up. First, she came up with a list of 25 statements. We're to pick at least five of them before doing anything. More than that is okay, less is not. After that, we can go to her five "roulette wheels." These things are gifs on steroids pretty much. Each one is really over 100 gifs from different movies flying by at a high rate a speed. Picking once for each statement, comment whether or not your "answer" makes sense. Should be fun. In case I didn't explain it well enough, or you just want to participate, click the links at the bottom of the page for the full rules. I'm just going to give it a go and see what I come up with.

I'm going to pick 10 of her "facts." Why? Why not.

This movie describes my mood in the morning best.

When that alarm goes off, I wish hitting the snooze button would propel my alarm clock forward in time where I'll waiting to gun it down as it appears.

This movie inspired me as a teenager.
It's true...ish...I was the only kid on the block into taxidermy. Wait, you heard what? I never tried to peep on that girl. Coming Mother.

I always wanted to punch this movie's main character in the face.

I mean, I like the guy and all, but who hasn't wanted to deck someone they like?

I would make love to this movie's plot, it's amazing.

Wait, what? It's got a plot?

My life can be described by the events in this movie.

Just the part where he gets with Thandie Newton.

Sometimes I can't sleep at night thinking about this's so good!

Okay, I'll cop to that.

This movie is my go to date night choice of entertainment!

Really, what's more romantic than this?

This movie is about my relationship with my best friend.

We do this shit every weekend.

This movie represents my future.

So true. I've got a gig at Fulsom coming up, after which I plan on getting pissy drunk.

I accidentally watched a porn version of this movie and I liked it.

Don't look at me that way. I wasn't the only one. Shit had thousands of views. Thousands.


  1. X-Men Origins: Wolverine is one of those movies that I wished had never existed. It is truly one of the worst things I had ever seen. The same can be said for Norbit.

    1. I'm with you, actually. Just dumb luck that I would draw those two movies.

  2. LOL I love what you ended up with. And OMG X-Men Origins. I'm with thevoid99, I wish that movie next existed.

  3. I did try to put more good movies rather than bad ones but you seemed to 3 that I consider bad.. I mean.. that's just bad luck. Though I guess there's something beautiful in Con Air and the fact that it could represent you and your best friend... do you also have fights over a bunny?

    Oh and thanks for participating! :)

    1. Thanks for coming up with such a great idea. Brilliant, actually. It was tons of fun putting my post together, even with rotten luck. And my best friend and I only fight over bunnies during wabbit season.

  4. Haha! Those answers are just brilliant. I thought I'd managed the whole post just giggling, and then Maleficent made me laugh out loud!
    - Allie

  5. Mwahahaha, that last one... you're too funny Dell and ok, I believe you :)

    1. Makes you see things in a whole new light, lol.